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Do not ask if I had a good holiday
A disastrous start to a holiday in Turkey, involving a naked midnight run, injured toes, heat exhaustion, and a serious bacterial infection, leading to an unpleasant but unforgettable trip. 2007-07-27
Tetra Pak: Faithful Friend, Silent Hero, and Protector of All Things Good
An ode to the Tetra Pak carton. 2007-05-23
The golden rule of PR reviews
The “golden rule” of code reviews is to approve improvements. Approve pull requests that fix bugs, even if the implementation isn’t ideal. 2023-10-07
Executables in npm?
NPM packages can contain executables, not just Node.js modules. NPM provides features to help distribute and run these executables, such as the
bin
field in package.json
and the npm run-script
command. 2020-10-02Why is the
contentRect
of my NSWindow
ignored? Calling
setFrameAutosaveName
on an NSWindow
causes its size and position to be saved to user defaults, overriding the contentRect
passed to the constructor. To avoid this, do not call setFrameAutosaveName
. 2020-07-10What is simulated annealing?
Simulated annealing is a variation of trial-and-error optimization that generates mutations of the current best guess, and gradually reduces the magnitude of the mutations over time, similar to how metals cool. 2019-05-28
More by Jim
What does the dot do in JavaScript?
foo.bar
, foo.bar()
, or foo.bar = baz
- what do they mean? A deep dive into prototypical inheritance and getters/setters. 2020-11-01Smear phishing: a new Android vulnerability
Trick Android to display an SMS as coming from any contact. Convincing phishing vuln, but still unpatched. 2020-08-06
A probabilistic pub quiz for nerds
A “true or false” quiz where you respond with your confidence level, and the optimal strategy is to report your true belief. 2020-04-26
Time is running out to catch COVID-19
Simulation shows it’s rational to deliberately infect yourself with COVID-19 early on to get treatment, but after healthcare capacity is exceeded, it’s better to avoid infection. Includes interactive parameters and visualizations. 2020-03-14
The inception bar: a new phishing method
A new phishing technique that displays a fake URL bar in Chrome for mobile. A key innovation is the “scroll jail” that traps the user in a fake browser. 2019-04-27
The hacker hype cycle
I got started with simple web development, but because enamored with increasingly esoteric programming concepts, leading to a “trough of hipster technologies” before returning to more productive work. 2019-03-23
Project C-43: the lost origins of asymmetric crypto
Bob invents asymmetric cryptography by playing loud white noise to obscure Alice’s message, which he can cancel out but an eavesdropper cannot. This idea, published in 1944 by Walter Koenig Jr., is the forgotten origin of asymmetric crypto. 2019-02-16
How Hacker News stays interesting
Hacker News buried my post on conspiracy theories in my family due to overheated discussion, not censorship. Moderation keeps the site focused on interesting technical content. 2019-01-26
My parents are Flat-Earthers
For decades, my parents have been working up to Flat-Earther beliefs. From Egyptology to Jehovah’s Witnesses to theories that human built the Moon billions of years in the future. Surprisingly, it doesn’t affect their successful lives very much. For me, it’s a fun family pastime. 2019-01-20
The dots do matter: how to scam a Gmail user
Gmail’s “dots don’t matter” feature lets scammers create an account on, say, Netflix, with your email address but different dots. Results in convincing phishing emails. 2018-04-07
The sorry state of OpenSSL usability
OpenSSL’s inadequate documentation, confusing key formats, and deprecated interfaces make it difficult to use, despite its importance. 2017-12-02
I hate telephones
I hate telephones. Some rational reasons: lack of authentication, no spam filtering, forced synchronous communication. But also just a visceral fear. 2017-11-08
The Three Ts of Time, Thought and Typing: measuring cost on the web
Businesses often tout “free” services, but the real costs come in terms of time, thought, and typing required from users. Reducing these “Three Ts” is key to improving sign-up flows and increasing conversions. 2017-10-26
Granddad died today
Granddad died. The unspoken practice of death-by-dehydration in the NHS. The Liverpool Care Pathway. Assisted dying in the UK. The importance of planning in end-of-life care. 2017-05-19
How do I call a program in C, setting up standard pipes?
A C function to create a new process, set up its standard input/output/error pipes, and return a struct containing the process ID and pipe file descriptors. 2017-02-17
Your syntax highlighter is wrong
Syntax highlighters make value judgments about code. Most highlighters judge that comments are cruft, and try to hide them. Most diff viewers judge that code deletions are bad. 2014-05-11
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